| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 143 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
