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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5421 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?
So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!