| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4282 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1095 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3880 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 228 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!
Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
