| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 174 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3042 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
