❤️ MineBars ❤️ Survival, MiniGames ⭐ 1.8-1.20 Minecraft server

Bed wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mob Arena, Parkour, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.20.1 — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, Creative — Clans, an arena for clan battles, as well as top clans — Statistics of the best players — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob-rocking room, fishing, relaxation beach — Unique plugins made by our programmers — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts — Honest donation IP – MBars.net Website: https://minebars.ru VK group: https://vk.com/minebars A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂 With us you will find everything you like, and there is also nothing superfluous!

OP.MBARS.NET

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6422	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	349501
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	4434	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9092
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Buildings Constructed:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8405
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

EndlessCraftMC

anxiety, counseling, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, EndlessCraftMC, hopelessness, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, reaching out, Sadness, seeking help, self harm, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3453
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Speedy Universe Travelers

astronomical, astronomical speed, astronomical time scale, cosmic distance, Distance, edge, exponential growth, hypothetical scenario, Light, light speed comparison, long distance travel, SPEED, speed comparison, Speedy, theoretical calculation, theoretical physics, Time, travel, travelers, Universe, universe edge discovery, Universe Exploration

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Diversity Craft: Build Inclusion!

Awareness, Behaviors, BIAS, BUILD, Correction, Craft, cultural diversity, Diversity, education, Impact, inclusion, Inclusivity, informing, LEVEL, misperception, Perception, public support, research, social attitudes, societal norms, study, US

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	964	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, all about diversity and inclusion? well, this server is the place to be, bro! we did a study and found out that people don’t even realize how much support there is for diversity and inclusion in the US. like, mind blown, right?

but don’t worry, we got ur back. we gonna inform u about the actual level of public support for diversity while u build ur epic minecraft creations. and let me tell u, the stories on this server are wild. we got players from all over the world sharing their insane tales of adventure and friendship.

so, if u wanna be part of a community that celebrates diversity and inclusion, join us on this server. and who knows, u might even discover the true power of friendship and cooperation while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

What is the IP for Grian Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, Creative, Grian, ideas, mincraft, Minecraft, Server, tutorial, yt:quality=high

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Towns Built:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2022	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Grian is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly his Minecraft Let’s Play and tutorial videos. With a quirky sense of humor and engaging personality, Grian has amassed a large following of fans who are drawn to his creative builds and redstone contraptions in the game. Aside from Minecraft, he also creates content on other games and vlogs on his channel. Grian is recognized for his dedication to quality content and his positive presence in the online gaming community.

Anarchy Network

2b2t, Anarchy, Cheats, Civil Chat, discord server, Duping, exploits, Griefing, java, Lag Machines, nether roof, Network, new york city, Night skip, Phantoms, PvP, semi anarchy, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8598	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.

• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).

• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.

• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

EcoCraft – Sustainable Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, EcoCraft, Flip, haha, Haven, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indie vtubers, Mint, OC material, sustainable, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	3487	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Well, look no further than this server! We’re like the /lig/ of Minecraft, but with more blocky goodness and less virtual idols (unless you count those creepers as idols, then we’re loaded!).

Join us if you’re tired of the mainstream servers with their fancy numbers and big corporations. We’re all about the small indie Minecrafters, just like those indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Don’t worry if your oshi only has 499 views, we’ll still consider them (as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube big shot).

And hey, if you’re into Twitch clips, VOD archival, Koikatsu cards, or just celebrating chuuba birthdays, we’ve got you covered. Plus, we have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your crazy Minecraft needs.

So come on down, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dig into the madness that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it more than that time you accidentally blew up your own house in-game. Let’s get blocky, baby!