⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	313	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	8653	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LaundryCraft: Not Your Maid’s Job

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Are you tired of being the default parent and household manager while your husband complains about dirty jeans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave behind the never-ending laundry and cooking duties. Build your dream virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers.

Forget about being the only one who knows where the extra toilet paper is stored. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and supportive community. No more arguments about who should do the dishes – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of dirty jeans and household chores. Join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cured Islet Craft

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hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!

so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	54
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Broomstix: Where we swap brooms for pickaxes, cats for creepers, and quests for quests! Join us for some magical Minecraft fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Not specified

Useful Links

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Are there any special events or promotions?	Yes, there are free fly days in the overworld every Sunday and voting rewards and ranks.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.
Can I teleport to other players or homes?	Yes, you can use commands such as /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, and /tpahere for player to player teleportation.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with drama happening left and right. Just like Godot, our server is constantly evolving and full of surprises.

Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your creations and compete against other players. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you might just end up in the middle of a virtual brawl!

And don’t miss our Halloween Jam event, where things get spooky and players go all out with their haunted builds. Who knows, you might even encounter a ghost or two while exploring the server!

Looking for resources and helpful links? We’ve got you covered with our AGDG resources section. From tutorials to tools, we have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player in our server’s history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because we’ve got resources for days, free companies that will make you question reality, and linkshells that will have you chatting with Endermen in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our future meetups where we grind Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while cosplaying as Lalafells, or watch Tokusatsu shows with our EU and NA friends because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have zombie movie nights, Twin Peaks meetups, Mahjong tournaments, and even a costume party mixer in the Goblet (W3 P58) that will make you forget you’re actually playing Minecraft.

So come join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server restrictions, but who cares about those?). See you there, or be square like a Minecraft block!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Potions Brewed:	119	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockBustersCraft

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Are you tired of being held back by boring old servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to set you free! Join us and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building a majestic castle when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the Macarena. Yes, that’s right, our server is home to some truly wacky and wonderful creatures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Don’t let anything stop you from doing what you love – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	6965
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UkrainianCraft: Food Drop Fiasco

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SO, YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S MORE LIT THAN A UKRAINIAN JUDGE DELIVERING FOOD AID IN KHARKIV! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIAN DRONES CAN’T STOP US!

WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SeaCraft: Radiation Zone

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come join our minecraft server where we have a secret underwater lab with radiation sources that make the fish glow like disco balls. swim with the mutant sea creatures and explore the non-homogeneous seawater that will make your brain do a little dance. who needs boring old land when you can dive into the unknown and discover the secrets of the electromagnetic field. trust us, it’s a scientific report you don’t want to miss out on. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4477	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for Brian Christopher Slots Minecraft Server?

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Brian Christopher Slots is a popular YouTuber and casino enthusiast known for his entertaining and high-energy videos. With over 300,000 subscribers, Brian shares his experiences and strategies for playing slot machines at various casinos around the world. His engaging personality and big wins have garnered him a large following in the online gambling community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CERERA Minecraft server

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Our Minecraft server is a unique place for all game lovers! Join the community of players on the Cerera server and enjoy the game without wipes. The server runs on version 1.11.2, which guarantees stability and optimal functioning.

Advantages of our Minecraft server:

Game without wipes: save your buildings and achievements

Beautiful and friendly atmosphere for all players

Constant updates and server support

Excellent scenery and building opportunities

Community of active and friendly players

Playing on our Minecraft server means enjoying the game to its fullest! Join us and become part of the growing Minecraft community on the Cerera server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8039	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nightshade: The Server Where Minecraft Grannies Go Wild and Survive Together

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Nightshade SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/how-to-share-minecraft-world-to-another-phone/">Server</a>

Welcome to Nightshade SMP Server

Be a part of our Halloween pumpkin carving event! Join our discord and check out the announcement and events channels: Discord Event

Invite to the Discord here: Discord Invite

Whitelist Request Steps:

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

Whitelist Video

Hello everyone, welcome to the Nightshade SMP server. Nightshade SMP is a private 18+ whitelist-enabled server focused on community and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended. We have a strong emphasis on building and offer a welcoming and mature place to start your vanilla survival experience. LGBTQ+ friendly!

Server Features:

No land claim plugins

No pay-to-win system

Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items

Friendly community and staff

Planned server events

Spawn Island for community builds

Survival mode

Bedrock crossplay

For more details and updates, visit our Web Map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

To join our whitelist, complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running Vanilla 1.21

Are there any plugins on the server?

Yes, we use various plugins for player experience and server management. Check the list in the “Server Features” section.

What game rules are enforced on the server?

Some game rules include mobGriefing set to true and difficulty level set to Hard.

What are the server specifications?

CPU	AMD Ryzen 7 7700X
Render distance	12
Simulation distance	6
World border	20,000x 20,000 blocks

What are the server settings?

IP: play.NightshadeSMP.netBedrock port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Filters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.

But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	New Chunks Explored:	597582
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCompanions

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On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.