No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8508 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 138 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Farms Harvested: | 139 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8547 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
