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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Sneaky Sneaky SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

420 SURVIVAL

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to 420 Survival, the ultimate chill Minecraft experience! Explore a vibrant survival world packed with exciting features and a laid-back community. With mcMMO, JobsReborn, and LevelledMobs, you can level up your skills, take on jobs, and battle custom mobs for epic rewards.

Log in daily for Daily Rewards, complete quests, and run your own shops with ChestShop and PlayerAuctions. Protect your builds with Factions and make life easier with quality-of-life plugins like LumberJack.

Enjoy seamless Java and Bedrock crossplay, and stand out with custom tags, ranks, and player-driven economies. Regular events and challenges keep the fun going, whether you’re here to grind, build, or just vibe.

Join us today and blaze your own path in 420 Survival!

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Cum Covered Sluts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

confusion, critique, Decision making, disbelief, Government, guy, Incompetence, intelligence, judgment, leadership, Minecraft, Political Criticism, Politics, questioning authority, questioning choices, questioning decisions, questioning motives, smp, stupid, stupidity, trump, Trump administration, vice president, vp

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LaurenZside Minecraft Server?

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LaurenZside is a popular YouTuber known for her diverse content including gaming, reaction videos, vlogs, and animations. With a bubbly personality and quirky sense of humor, she has amassed a large following of over 2.5 million subscribers on her channel. LaurenZside is also active on social media platforms such as Twitch and Instagram, where she continues to engage and entertain her fans.

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6316
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	3