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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server

Are you tired of getting your women stolen on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, if anyone tries to steal your Minecraft girlfriend, we’ll just steal theirs! It’s a wild west out there, so join us if you’re ready to defend your pixelated love at all costs. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all players who prove their loyalty by building the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt. So come join us, unless you’re too chicken to protect your virtual relationships!

“Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!

❤️ POPPYPLAYTIME ❤️ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, poppyplaytime, Server, Survival

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The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.87:25676

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, APPROVED, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, homemade, list, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, Sonic 2 Genocide City, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video game, vidya, web series

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Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

Explore Room #491 – Aika Village Edition, where the ghosts of lost gamers roam and the glitches are more than just a bug in the system. Visit our exeg/arbage Site & Archive for a collection of the spookiest stories and urban legends.

But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!

River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Please come in soon

DimondCraft7901.aternos.me:64218

Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	4689	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7956
Dragon Eggs Found:	4934	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	800578

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	239	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9682	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	486409
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5045	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8482	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3