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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 123 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!
oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.
so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8688 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2771 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
|---|---|
| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2031 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 101 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3849 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 809058 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9257 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Server Name | Farlands |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 2739 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.