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| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7245 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 392 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 117 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 799969 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 8775 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 131 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 390 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 898 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!
join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.