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| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 925 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 274 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 369 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 597 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!
oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.
so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 799383 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
|---|---|
| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4664 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 262 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8859 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 948726 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9846 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2982 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
