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| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!
oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.
so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
|---|---|
| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6246 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7305 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 717771 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8200 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 4816 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4018 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Server Name | Farlands |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!