šŸš€ Completely Crooked šŸš€ Anarchy SMP with 1.20.4! No Snitching allowed for our Five Year Anniversary

šŸš€ Completely Crooked šŸš€ Anarchy SMP with 1.20.4! No Snitching allowed for our Five Year Anniversary

Server IP: StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

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Located in Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April 1, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features Description
[šŸ§Ø] PvP and griefing permitted No land claims or land protect
[šŸ’»] Stable server performance
[šŸŒŽ] No world resets Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have
[šŸŖ] Minor quality of life changes Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed
[ā€¼ļø] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat Put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance
[šŸš«] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any land protection features?

A: No, there are no land claims or land protect features on the server.

Q: Are there world resets on the server?

A: No, there are no world resets. The server maintains the same world without resets.

Q: Are there any special gameplay changes?

A: Minor quality of life changes have been made to empower greater player freedom, such as killing players to obtain their head and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie without moving your bed.

Q: Are there any teleportation or currency features?

A: No, the server does not have /tpa, /warp, /home commands or any currency, factions, or economy plugins that would ruin the vanilla survival experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 New Chunks Explored: 691609
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Horror King Minecraft SMP

    The Horror King Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

    Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

    If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime storiesā€”perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

    Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

    Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaā€”how polite!

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  • West China Minecraft Server

    West China Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadā€”itā€™s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

    Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

    And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no oneā€™s looking.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

    Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

    Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

    But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

    So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of goldā€”itā€™s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

    Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

    Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningā€”itā€™s the best way to start the day.

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  • /mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    /mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Alien Abductions: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moonā€”since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • āš”ļø CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) šŸ”„ Minecraft server

    āš”ļø CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) šŸ”„ Minecraft server

    Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

    Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

    Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

    Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

    Many types of cases, magic items.

    There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

    Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

    ā™„Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

    ā™„Port: 19132

    ā™„Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relicā€”best decision ever.

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  • BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

    Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

    But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsā€”they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

    Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

    Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

    So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Emeralds Found: 6335
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

    Pixel Princess Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible wallsā€”no one knows why.

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