? MineFlame? | 1.8 – 1.20
❤ Atmospheric server for playing with friends.
☠ Survival with free donation
☎ Responsive administration
❄ You are always welcome here.
RECRUITING FOR YOUTUBERS
IP: MC.MINEFLAME.RU
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 1815 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?
Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8396 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.
Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6756 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?
So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.
So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3059 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
