| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.
Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 589340 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.
So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 233 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.
Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
