| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5987 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4233 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 321 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.
Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!
3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
