| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3552 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 166 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
