| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 425 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3977 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 162912 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7439 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
