? Have the poor fellows opened up?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.
So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.
But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4473 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
