🎮 MINEWARD: Where even creepers are scared of run-ins with adventurers. Join for classic RPG fun with quests & dungeons! 🎮

adventurers, Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, EULA Compliant, Fun, grind, jewel finding, Join, leviathan hunting, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, runins, Scared, tombs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	179	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random stuff I felt could be fun to do.
We are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server. It’s a passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a non-P2W server.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, we have custom mobs and items.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	We support versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.

CraftyBlockz GazaWackBanter

aid organization, cease activities, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, emergency services, gaza, GazaWackBanter, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international assistance, Middle East conflict, palestinian refugees, Palestinian territories, political instability, refugee agency, refugee support, relief efforts, UN agency, united nations, UNRWA, West Bank

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	925
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even UNRWA is like peace out im done with Gaza and West Bank, im joining this server instead 😂 we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and villagers that sell u diamond armor for just one emerald 🤑 also, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride 🤯 join now before the server explodes from all the awesomeness!! 🚀🔥 #UNRWAwho? #minecraft4life

Snake Skin Nest Decor – Crafty Avian Defense

adaptation, animal adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal communication, avian, bird behavior, Bird nests, bird species, Crafty, decor, Decorating Trick, Defense, ecological relationships, Evolution, evolutionary biology, natural defense, Nature, NEST, Nesting Habits, Predator Deterrent, PREDATORS, Shed Snake Skin, skin, SNAKE, Snake Predation, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bird nests made of SHED SNAKE SKIN. yep, you heard that right. more than 70 bird species are using this decorating trick to keep away predators. you wanna be a part of this wild evolution? then hop on our server and start building your own snake skin nest. predators won’t stand a chance against you and your stylish home. join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever!

NEXUS SMP

Adventure, apply, Builder, Community, Discord, Engineer, Fabric, game enhancements, hermitcraft, interview, java edition, Launch, Live Map, Minecraft, Mods, Nexus, proximity chat, Redstone, Requirements, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5485
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

NEXUS SMP Server Overview

What makes NEXUS SMP special?	– 🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay: Experience a collaborative and inspiring server atmosphere. – 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Community-Centric: Forge connections and build lasting friendships. – 🌐 A Hub of Connections: Join a group of like-minded players dedicated to creativity, fun, and teamwork. – ✨ Fresh and New: Dive into a brand-new server with endless opportunities to leave your mark!
Server Features	– 🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods: The best of both worlds—classic Minecraft enhanced with useful tweaks! – 🎙️ Proximity Chat: Communication is key! Hear and chat with players near you in-game for a more immersive experience. – 🗺️ Live Server Map: Always know your surroundings and plan your next big build or adventure. – ⚙️ Game Enhancements: Subtle improvements to enhance gameplay while keeping that authentic vanilla feel.
Requirements to Join	– 🎤 Mic Required: Proximity chat is a core part of the experience. – 🔞 18+ Only: A mature and respectful community for adults. – ✅ Legit Minecraft: No cracked accounts—Java Edition required. – 🧵 Fabric 1.21.4: Our version of choice for seamless mod support.

Extensive FAQ

Q: When is the launch date for NEXUS SMP?

A: NEXUS SMP is launching on January 11, 2025, at 12 PM Eastern.

Q: How can I apply to join NEXUS SMP?

A: Join our Discord using the link provided above to apply and become part of the NEXUS SMP community.

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join NEXUS SMP?

A: You will need a legit Minecraft Java Edition account and Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join NEXUS SMP?

A: Yes, NEXUS SMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: Will there be an interview process to join NEXUS SMP?

A: Yes, an interview is required to ensure the perfect fit for our community.

Future Celeb Gooners 1.20

Arsenal, arsenal fc, Arsenal supporters, athletes, celeb, Celebrities, england, Entertainment, FAMOUS, famous fans, Fandom, Fans, football, Future, future celebrities, gooners, London, premier league, Soccer, sports, Stars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like where all the future celebs hang out, but they’re all gooners! Like, imagine building a house next to the next big movie star or pop sensation, all while repping your favorite soccer team. It’s like a crazy mix of fame and blocky adventures, man. Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with the stars of tomorrow, all while crafting your way to glory. Join now and start your journey to stardom, gooner style!

SpouseFamDinnerMCServ

chinese culture, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, dinner etiquette, dinner expenses, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial expectations, financial responsibility, money management, Money Matters, paying the bill, Resentment, splitting the bill, SpouseFamDinnerMCServ

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life family dinners and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Tired of always picking up the tab for your spouse’s entire extended family? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Unless, of course, you want to build a virtual restaurant and treat everyone to a feast of pixelated pork chops.

Join us and build your own virtual Chinese-American family, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual family drama, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world of endless possibilities.

So come on, don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole), join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cousin who’s willing to split the bill with you.

DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

18th birthday, AITAH, Bộ, co-parent, DadCraft, Depressed, devastated, Disappointed, Divorced, father figure, gtfo, guidance, Hospital, neglect, new girlfriend, not thanking, passed away, proud mom, showering with love, social media, son’s father, Stable, upbringing, XHB

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	7137	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a divorced mom, her son, her ex-husband, his new girlfriend, and a supportive father figure all trying to navigate their relationships in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and watch the drama unfold in real time?

From unexpected hospital visits to birthday sundaes, our server has it all. And don’t even get us started on the passive-aggressive social media posts – you won’t believe the shade that gets thrown around here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft family saga you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of entertainment? Let the games begin!

TravelHellCraft

bad vacation experiences, travel disappointments, travel disasters, travel fails, travel horror destinations, travel horror stories, travel horror tales, travel mishaps, travel mistakes, travel nightmares, travel regrets, TravelHellCraft, worst tourist destinations, worst travel destination, worst travel experiences, worst vacation spots

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server where the mobs are so wild they throw parties instead of attacking you? Well, welcome to our server where even the creepers are too busy dancing to blow you up! Join us for a chance to explore a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers have a secret underground roller coaster. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So pack your bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server – the only place where getting lost is the best part of the journey!

Blazing Acres: 2023 Fire Season

2023 fire season, 37 million acres, Acres, air quality, Blazing, Canadian forest fires, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, dry fuels, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Fire, forest management, global warming, historic average, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising temperatures, Season, wildfire intensity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo yo yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where things are on fire – just like those Canadian forest fires in 2023! We got blazes burning up 37 million acres, that’s like seven times more than usual, bro!

Join us for some hot Minecraft action as we turn up the heat and set the world on fire! Build your own fireproof fortress and battle it out with other players in epic fiery showdowns.

Don’t miss out on the hottest server around – join now and let’s burn it all down together! 🔥🔥🔥

FrostyCraft

Active Support Team, Bedwars, FrostyCraft, Lag-free, Minigames, PvP, Regular Updates, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

FrostyCraft Minecraft Server

Features:

Survival Mode
Creative Mode

Friendly Community

Why FrostyCraft?

Lag-Free Gameplay for smooth, uninterrupted fun.
Active Support Team to help you with anything you need.
Regular Updates with fresh content and improvements.

Join us today at play.frostycraft.xyz and start your next big adventure! Don’t miss out – let the crafting begin!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is FrostyCraft a modded server?	No, FrostyCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features.
How can I join FrostyCraft?	You can join by connecting to play.frostycraft.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?	FrostyCraft is open to players of all ages, but we do ask for respectful behavior towards others.
Can I create my own custom world in FrostyCraft?	While we have custom worlds and biomes, players do not have the ability to create their own custom worlds.
How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?	You can reach out to our active support team in the server chat or through our Discord channel.

Luce Bigger Than Pokemon 1.20.4

#pikachu, 1.20.4, Anime, ash ketchum, bigger than, BIGGER….., comparison, fictional characters, fictional worlds, iconic characters, legendary creatures, Luce, Luce is greater, Luce vs Pokémon, Pikachu vs Luce, pokemon, popular culture, Rivalry, SIZE, size difference, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, bigger than Pokémon, I swear! Like, you can catch all the blocks and build your own epic world, it’s like real life but pixelated and way more awesome! Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can battle creepers and mine diamonds like a boss! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft master, come join us now!

AirportBlockParty

Agreement, Airport, AirportBlockParty, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, Favor, friendship, late friend, not giving someone a ride, Promises, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, social meets, Time management, Transportation, Waiting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	7486
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s airport adventure! We promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Just like my friend, you never know what will happen next!

Experience the thrill of waiting for your friend to show up on time, only to be left stranded at the airport (metaphorically speaking, of course). Will you be the one to drive away and leave them behind, or will you stick around and see how the story unfolds?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement of our server, where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Just like my friend, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

EduRevamp – Minecraft SMP

academic standards, assessment methods, CHANGE, critical thinking skills, current educational system, curriculum redesign, Education reform, educational equity, educational policy, EduRevamp, experiential learning, Improvement, inclusive education, individualized instruction, lifelong learning, Minecraft, parental involvement, school funding, smp, standardized testing, student-centered learning, Teacher Training, technology integration

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	2063
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic educational system ever! Like, instead of boring old classrooms, we have giant pixel art statues of famous historical figures teaching us stuff. And instead of textbooks, we have to mine for diamonds to unlock new knowledge levels. It’s like, so much fun, you won’t even realize you’re learning!

And get this, our teachers are all retired Minecraft veterans who have battled creepers and survived the Nether. They teach us math by making us calculate how many blocks we need to build a castle, and history by reenacting famous battles in-game. It’s like, the most immersive learning experience ever!

Plus, we have the most insane school field trips. Last week, we went to the End dimension to study Endermen behavior, and next week we’re going to the ocean monument to learn about marine biology. It’s like, so much cooler than sitting in a boring old classroom, am I right?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic educational adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperDatingDisasters

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward situations, bad first impressions, CraftyCreeperDatingDisasters, cringe-worthy dates, dating disasters, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, disastrous dates, embarrassing moments, failed romance, First Date Disasters, funny dating stories, nightmare dates, regrettable dates, relationship fails, terrible dates, uncomfortable experiences, worst first date

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your potential soulmate. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can slay dragons together in the virtual world?

Forget swiping left or right on dating apps, join our server and let fate decide your romantic destiny. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovesick creeper who is just looking for someone to cuddle with. Will you be the one to tame his explosive heart?

So come on, join our server and let the sparks fly (literally, thanks to all the fireballs and lightning bolts)! Who knows, you might just find your happily ever after in the most unexpected of places.

FluCraft Minecraft Server

avian, bird flu, Canadian, Contagious, Disease, FluCraft, Genetic, H5N1, health, Illness, infectious, ISOLATED, Minecraft, mutation, mutations, outbreak, pandemic, respiratory, Server, teenager, Transmission, Virus, worrisome

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more mutations than a H5N1 bird flu virus from a canadian teenager! we got crazy stuff like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt blocks.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that shoot fireballs, and a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the ender dragon.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get turned into a zombie by our resident witch, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

CraftyComrades: Lost in Ukraine

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyComrades, families, Government, Help, Hope, INFORMATION, international relations, Lost, MIA, Military, missing in action, Project, resolution, russia, russians, search, Support, Tracing, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crops Grown:	6556	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server, where over 50,000 russians are seeking MIA through ukraine’s project! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself can’t resist! we have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where you can find rare loot! plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian spy network. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together! da, comrade!