🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	173
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	729866
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	4150
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	693	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Items Found:	6183
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1