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๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š›๐™ท๐šŽ๐š›๐š–๐š’๐š๐šŒ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐š | ๐š‚๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šœ๐š˜๐š— Four | Vanilla Rehaul [1.3.X-1.20.X]

๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ”(You must apply in the comments section, or our discord to join)

yourHermitcraft is a 1.8-1.20.2 Minecraft server with hermitcraft inspired origins. We offer over 70+ plugins to make Minecraft a more pleasant experience, and save time for those of us who cannot spend all day collecting the mundane.

These features range from: One player sleeping to daytime, player heads, mob heads, more crafting recipes, custom mobs, items, and loads more!

Everyone’s welcome on Your Hermitcraft, so long as you’re not using controversial/drama inducing topics. Even the owner is set to the same permission ranks as you! We offer command access, such as: home sets, access to warps, and other such miscellaneous features. No childish staff members, nor staff randomly teleporting to you, and most importantly no drama — just play!

Fear not, if you’re unfamiliar with what hermitcraft is, most players are just like you on here, people who still don’t know what hermitcraft is. We offer /rules as a command so you can quickly understand any limitations (spoiler — they’re normal rules).

You’re more than welcome to join us! For those of you who do know hermitcraft, well, Your Hermitcraft is your opportunity to experience a slightly altered vanilla server like your favorite Hermits on Hermitcraft! We’re a small community looking for anyone who can sit down, and enjoy Minecraft for a long amount of time. Everyone’s really easy to get along with, so apply to join our whitelist.

We’re not looking for a huge player-base. We do have a whitelist, and we’d love for you to take this opportunity to join us! Please submit an application in the comment section below with the following format:

Your Minecraft username:Your Age: Your gender [Male, or Female]: What do you usually like to do on Minecraft servers?:

Thanks, we appreciate all applicants! Applicants will receive a response if accepted. ALL are welcome to apply. The more the merrier!

More Information:

No special clients required! However, we thoroughly recommend Optifine.

Our map is here to stay! You can stay confident that your builds will never be wiped. (except nether world and end world if the maps get absurdly large in file size). Every season the map is downloaded and availible to anyone who has access to large file sharing!

Purchase items that would otherwise be frustrating to grind in the player auctionhouse!

We provide a vanilla world, one that’s pre-generated so there’s never lag!

Neatly formatted chat! With virtually any racist slurs banned.

We are not affiliated with the original Hermitcraft, nor their streamers/youtubers. We were just jealous of their fun antics, and their server.

We suggest joining the discord server after being admitted, it’s useful for basic information, updates, and proximity chat in-game! But, it is never required of you.

Rules:

[โ€‹1] Don’t steal[โ€‹2] Follow the honor system[โ€‹3] Houses no closer than 200 blocks from spawn[+] We’ll have a market place at spawn[+] We recommend using the fWhip texturepack[โ€‹4] Don’t grief[โ€‹5] Pranks are allowed

Common sense is expected. If you x-ray straight down to diamonds you’ll be punished, if you use the N word.. no! Not “nerd,” the other one with an “er”….. you will be punished. Punishments are usually light, but may vary on a case-by-case basis. Dark humor, dark jokes, and serious (non-controversial) discussion are not only welcome, but also supported. Intentionally provoking people with topics such as: religion, politics, or otherwise may on rare occasions be punished depending on severity.

Unique Plugin Features:

Spoilers..
Pre-generation! Get your resources without making everyone else suffer lag.

Woodland mansions, pillager towers, ships, and fossils have bigger, get better loot!

Cook rotten flesh to create leather!

Collect both mob and player heads.

Use an ax to fell a tree with one block. To prevent lag items may go directly into your inventory.

Special physics. This isn’t your survival worlds, so why should everything work the same? Unique small changes inspire great creations.โ€ƒ

Wandering traders offer better trades!

Dozens more enchantments to explore and enjoy.

Anvils mend many times better! You’ll see… apply!!

Reduced fall damage (well.. with the correct combination of enchants and gear).

The enchantment Frostwalker lets you walk on lava!

We have extra Minecraft sounds added.

Enjoy a unique PvE experience.

We offer all VanillaTweaks features, but in a lighter plugin that makes lag a non-issue.

Exremely rare spawning custom mobs, loot and combat!

Skeletons aim different now using AI, so the boring 20 year old combat style will make you think a little bit more.

If you’re not talented enough you can starve to death!

Discouraged AFK grinding for REAL gameplay, and REAL players who are actually online.

Bats finally can offer useful drops.

Craft more than ever before!

The seed is available for making slime farms, and more!

Amazing public builds!

Discover hilarious inside jokes around the map.

Notify your best friends in chat with @username.

Using furnaces, enchanting tables, crafting tables and more are now visible in 3d!

And many more small features! If you have questions just ask us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Culture Craft Minecraft Server

    Culture Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesโ€”now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

    FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

    Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

    And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollablyโ€”itโ€™s the latest party trick!

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  • Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

    WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companionโ€”it always knows just what to say.

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

    Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

    Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

    But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

    Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

    And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

    And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

    Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsโ€”they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fish Personality Minecraft Server

    Fish Personality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forever alone because you have the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally find love and companionship! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are just waiting to fall for your aquatic charm. Join now and swim your way into their hearts! Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Not American Here Minecraft SMP

    Not American Here Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Animals Bred: 107
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime storiesโ€”now itโ€™s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • โญโค๏ธโญHURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE โค๏ธโญโค๏ธ Minecraft server

    โญโค๏ธโญHURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE โค๏ธโญโค๏ธ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    โžค Football (/football)

    โžค Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    โžค TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    โžค Weapons (/guns)

    โžค Transport (/vehicles)

    โžค Pets (/pets)

    โžค Feelings (/feelings)

    โžค Duels (/duel)

    โžค Sex (/sex)

    โžค Clans (/clan)

    โžค Weddings (/marry)

    โžค Hookahs (/kalian)

    โžค Friends (/friends)

    โžค Auction (/ah)

    โžค Dance (/dance)

    โžค Spit (/spit)

    โžค Private (/region)

    โžค Tops (/tops)

    โžค Cigarettes (/cigar)

    โžค Date head database (/headdb)

    โžค Skin illumination (/glow)

    โžค Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    โžค Report-System (/report)

    โžค In-game console (/console)

    โžค Parkour (/warp parkour)

    โžค Spleef (/warp spleef)

    โžค King of the Mountains (/king)

    โžค Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    โžค Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    โžค Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    โžค Economy (Currency)

    โžค Salary (Issued automatically)

    โžค Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    โžค Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    โžค Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    โžค Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    โžค In-game console (/console)

    โžค PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    โžค Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    โžค Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    โžค Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    โžค Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    โžค Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    โžค Airdrops

    โžค Mystics

    โžค Caches

    โžค Relics

    โžค Spheres

    โžค Blocks with private

    โžค Items at lvl X

    โžค PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    โžค Automine (/warp mine)

    โžค Buyer (/seller)

    โžค Auction (/ah)

    โžค Shop (/shop)

    โžค Quests (/quests)

    โžค Whales (/kit)

    โžค Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    โžค Auction (/ah)

    โžค Automine (/warp mine)

    โžค PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    โžค Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    โžค Menu (/menu)

    โžค Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no oneโ€™s looking.

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  • Post Virgins Minecraft Server

    Post Virgins Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

    4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsโ€”it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

    Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

    Wonderful Day Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 New Chunks Explored: 229322
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itโ€™s a puppyโ€”it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

    Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

    We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipopsโ€”itโ€™s become the serverโ€™s favorite snack source.

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  • Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

    Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

    Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

    So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsโ€”talk about a paradox!

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