| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 197 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6569 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5581 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
