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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1874
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1645
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	380573
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

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Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	686939
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchantments Applied:	120	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7405	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	2566	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Animals Bred:	84	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3750
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Farms Harvested:	839
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Potions Brewed:	158

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3880
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	53
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.