➥ ──────────「 Come in and see for yourself 」
Our IP: mc.LazyTown.fun
VK group https://vk.com/lazytown_fun
Our discord https://discord.gg/T8zBsJEn62
Donation site http://lazytown.fun/
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.
And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4105 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 156 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
