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| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
