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| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4744 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
