Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 747 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2242 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 5226 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 679163 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2409 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6011 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
