A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 100 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.
And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:
| Features |
|---|
| Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime |
| Establish bases anywhere in the world |
| Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District |
| Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience |
| Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord |
| Active staff and protection plugins |
| Frequent events with prizes |
| Colosseum Arena warp for PvP |
Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens! It was chaos, but oh so worth it.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords and shoot fireworks at each other. And don’t even get me started on our giant maze made entirely out of cake. Yes, you heard me right, a cake maze!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
first off, we got this crazy cool feature where you can design your own water filter in the game. like, what?? who even thinks of that? but wait, it gets even better. this filter can remove tiny plastics and lead from your virtual drinking water. like, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
and get this, our main researcher, Maryam Salehi, is like, a total genius. she’s developing this fabric-like filter that’s gonna revolutionize the way we drink water in the game. like, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, this is where the real action is at.
so, if you wanna be a part of something epic, something groundbreaking, something that will make all your friends jealous, then you gotta join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll be sipping on virtual water that’s cleaner than your real-life tap water. now that’s something to brag about, amirite?
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
