A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3163 |
| Animals Bred: | 192 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!
plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.
Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.
Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.
Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.
Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.
And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:
| Features |
|---|
| Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime |
| Establish bases anywhere in the world |
| Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District |
| Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience |
| Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord |
| Active staff and protection plugins |
| Frequent events with prizes |
| Colosseum Arena warp for PvP |
Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 94090 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
