A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
