New server for Anarchy
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.
So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 107 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7612 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.
But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6802 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7300 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1472 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.
Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
