| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1779 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
