✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

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SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5986	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

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Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments	Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players	Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay	Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	1247	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Moat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SMP: AFKmininglol

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Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyManJoy

Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

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LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

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Avalon Minecraft Server

Server Trailer: Watch Here

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Custom Armor & Weapons

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3337	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8250	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	370	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PhoneFlipperPro

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Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	191	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreeperCarnageFunLand

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.