| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6358 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9984 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
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| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8970 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 149 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
