Honest survival without creativity!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 60 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Crops Grown: | 7128 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 168 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
