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| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 102 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 309439 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 6136 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 113 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Crops Grown: | 8569 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 195055 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8123 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 207 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
