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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5483 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!