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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2695 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 7646 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2287 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!