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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3057 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1830 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!
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