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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1279 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 554337 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Votes: | 621 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
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