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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7045 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
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