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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4079 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
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