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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4393 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8163 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2218 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
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