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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7140 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 187 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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