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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2187 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 855 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7583 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
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And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!