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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4587 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1327 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
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