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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5708 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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