Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crops Grown:	9559	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	104	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	201	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	437	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	752391

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9077	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	522	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la